Cardi B has talked about how her tit and lipo jobs led to complications which forced her to cancel shows and lose millions of dollars. Well, her music career wasn’t the only place Cardi saw some blowback in terms of her boobs working out for her–On the set of her new stripper-heist film Hustlers Cardi couldn’t let her stripper-flag fly as freely as she wanted to because those new breast esses of hers were once again giving her problems.

Entertainment Tonight says that the girls of Hustlers came out to do some press for the film which opens next month.

Jennifer Lopez,Keke Palmer,Constance Wuand Lili Reinhar tall joined Cardi at the movie’s press day in Los Angeles yesterday:

Really, Lili? The others show up in all their tacky glory, and you show up as the Mother of The Bride Who Went Braless? Are those pockets? This is the singular time I hate pockets on a dress. Lili call your stylist–they did you dirty this week… and at the Met Gala.

Cardi, who is the only one in the cast who was a crime-doing stripper, revealed that the timing of her surgeries didn’t let her really take her skills out on the open road and just let them run loose on that pole. She had to pull back from her full potential.

“You know what? I was really mad because let me tell you something–when I did the movie, I just got my titties done and I got lipo, right? So I was like, ‘This is my moment to shine, and I can’t shine because I can’t climb!’ So I was mad. I was like, ‘God damn it!’“

What a vicious circle: strippers need those boobs for work but then the recovery time takes them away from their job which required surgery in the first place! Why aren’t we talking about this issue? Why isn’t this on the news?

Cardi also complimented the girls on their work hitting their own poles during the movie telling JLo:

“When I did the club scene, right, I didn’t get to see you. I saw you on the trailer. I was like, ‘Oh shit! She really went off!’ She said she was training, I see it now, because everybody thinks it’s so easy to do. No it ain’t. You can’t do it at home.”

Uh speak for yourself–I can pole dance. Someone get me a pole! I’ll show you all! And Cardi also noticed Keke on set:

Cardi: “I saw Keke dancing. She was giving it.”

Keke: “I’m trying to give. Come on, girl!”

Cardi: “She was giving some flavors. She was giving flavors.”

What’s a flavor? What’s a stripper flavor? Season that pole? I want to get into this lingo. Cardi hasn’t actually seen the movie yet–she’s a busy girl catching up on all the stuff her boobs held her back from–so she’s reserving judgment on the best stripper performance for now:

“I gotta see everybody. I got to see the movie still.”

Based on the outfits these girls served me at their press day I know who won’t be giving me the best flavor on that pole–Lili’s gonna be giving me some bland, poached “perdue chicken” pole-dancing, I’m sure of it. Meanwhile, I’m glad Cardi has finally overcome the obstacle that was her breast-job, I mean look at all the stuff she’s gotten up to since? Like, working with Bernie Sanders to get some political messages out in the world. Who’d of thought the only thing standing between Cardi B and a political career was some tig-old-bitties?