Another day another Kardashian/Jenner defending one of their own for getting shit on for living lavishly during a global pandemic. Off the heels of Kim Kardashian West‘s private island 40th birthday party, Kendall Jenner decided to throw a huge bash for her 25th birthday. As you could have expected, us pissy peasants who have been following the rules and quarantining for months had opinions on Kendull’s Halloween-themed birthday party. Mostly negative. But Kris Jenner stood up and basically said: “You’re mean! Leave my highly-privileged and uber-wealthy cash-cow daughter alone!”

Kendall’s Halloween party brought out all her fellow fame whores and she showed off her best Willam Pamela Anderson drag and had a great time forcing servers to still wear masks even though everyone was reportedly tested. The internet was disgusted, so that’s Kris’ cue to keep trolling for attention. Kris talked about the party with Andy Cohen on his SiriusXM show Radio Andy. She sounded very down to Earth and realized the incredible lack of sensitivity and audacity in hosting back-to-back parties while people are dying. I’M OBVIOUSLY KIDDING! Kanye West has a bigger chance of becoming President tonight than a Kardashian having a moment of self-awareness. via People:

“We live our lives, trying to be just really good people… We’re dealing with lots of people that have different opinions, and all we can do is live our lives the best way we know how and be responsible and do the right thing. And we’re doing that. And I think, I am very sensitive to what’s going on. Believe me, you know, I’ve really tried so hard.”

Kris said they were “very lucky to work in an industry where we get tested once or twice a week” and that they’re always getting tested when they gather “big or small.” She also again reiterated how everyone at Kendall’s party had on-site testing, really driving the point home that she is wholly lacking any awareness of why people were even upset.

“At Kendall’s, everyone got tested before they walked in the door and they had to wait a half an hour until … the results were in,” she continued, adding that people were also “tested a few days before” Halloween as well. “So we are really responsible, and we make sure that everyone in our family and our closest friends are tested religiously.”

“We do what we can. We try to follow the rules. And then, if people are commenting and they’re being critical, I can’t control that,” Kris said. “I just can control how we behave, and I try to do the best we can.”

Kris should’ve just borrowed Melania Trump’s “I Don’t Really Care. Do You?” jacket and responded with that since that’s basically what she’s saying. And I was going to say that the Mayor of Los Angeles should punish the Koven by shutting off their water, but that won’t affect them. They don’t bathe with water. They only bathe with the blood of their sacrifices.